| What they said | What I thought |
| That bed hurts my back | Oh, poor you. It must be so hard to sleep on your $2000 bed made of feathers and silk. Maybe you should try sleeping on a bed of nails instead. That would be much more comfortable. |
| I hurt myself and I don’t remember how | If I slam my hand in a car door or burn myself on the stove, I feel pain now. In a couple of days it still hurts. The pain was much worse when it happened. You must have the memory of a goldfish. |
| I never thought I would get so old | Really? You never thought about the passage of time? Did you think you were immortal or something? You look like you’ve been around since the dinosaurs. How did you survive the ice age? |
802701 A.D. 